By Daniel Finton (Deputy Editor)
What up, Pimps?
Happy international break. Not. We didn’t really want this one, but here we are. Prior to the interlull we were in banging form and this break sort of can be seen as a flow destroyer. But we move, everyone’s going through it.
Whilst bored out of my wits during the break (jk I wish, I’m never bored, always busy, that was just for dramatic effect), I got to thinking. I see and hear a lot of Twitter handles that are word plays. Most are cringe as hell and each creator lacks the comic genius that I am chock full of. So I figured, maybe I’ll have a crack at that whip.
One of the players whose name is used the most in wordplays is the 63rd Arsenal player capped for England Emile Smith Rowe. Hence the number. So,
1. EmileSmithHereYaGo
2. EmileSmithsSocksAreLow
3. EmileSmithRodeo
4. EmileSmithYaMomsAHoe
5. EmileSmithSaturdaysAreForTheBros
6. TheNewSithKilledHanSolo
7. EmileSmithRoanokeVirginia
8. EmileSmithHoHoHo
9. EmileSmithShawtyGotLowLowLow
10. DaRealMfsWearTheirSocksLow
11. ElectricEelSmithRowe
12. TheSmithLord
13. EmileSmithCroydonDeBroynah
14. CoolGuy69420
15. RemileEithSowe
16. MyMomCanReal-ySowe
17. EmileSmithSnortingBlow
18. EmileSmithOlePleaseDontGo
19. TheseHandlesAreFireYo
20.EmileSmithRoweRoweRoweYourBoatGentlyDownTheStreamMerrilyMerrilyMerrilyMerrilyLifeIsButADream
21. EmileSmithTottenhamAreShit
22. EmileSmithNo
23. EmileSmithYo
24. EmileSmithPogoStick
25. EmileSmithYoNoPogosAllowedInTheDojo
26. EmileSmithBroBroWhatsPoppinYo
27. EmileSmithRatio
28. EmileSmithIWantToDie-O
29. EmileSmithTHELIGHT’SGREENGO
30. EmileTheChubbyMouseFromRatatouille
31TheMealSmithRowe
32. EmileSmithJoeRogan
33. EmileSmithICan’TBelieveHe’s6FtBro
34. EmileShitsOnYoFace
35. EmileSmithGeeIDontKnow
36. EmileSmithI’mOnlyAt36?Shit
37. EmAhhhhhShitI’veGotAWhileToGo
38. EnglandCappedSmithRowe
39. TheseAreDepreciatingInQualityYouCanGo
40. EmileSmithHowAreYouStillHereBro
41. EmileSmithRamboIsActuallyRamsdaleNotRamsey
42. EmileSmithBidenIsThe46thPresident(Joe)
43. EmileSmith”AssnaIsMyHome”
44. EmileSmithXhakaIsAntiVaxRowe
45. EmileSmithTravisScottIsAMurdererRowe
46. EmileSmith46
47. EmileSmith47
48. EmileSmithImBadAtCountingHenceTheseLazyOnes48
49. EmileSmith4949Undefeat-oh-d
50. EmileSmithThankGodOnly13ToGo
51. EmileSmithStoppedEatingToGo
52. GoodsEatsGoodBallThatsLifeBrowe
53. EmileSmithEyeBrowesOnFleek
54. EmileSmithItsDeeHistoryOfDeeTottenham
55. RoweSmithEmile
56. EmileSmith7Times8Is56Bro
57. EmileTrustsInTheCessofPro
58. TheRealSmithRowe
59. TheEelSmithRowe
60. Fuck..IdkSomethingWithEelsAndBros
61. EmileSmithNoLeagueTitleForTottenhamSince61Bro
62. ADryHeelSmithRowe
63. CongratsOnYourEnglandCapWeDon’tDeserveYouButPleaseGODNeverLeaveUsWeNeedYouDesperatelyIfWe’reToHaveAGoodFuture.I’mSorryWeCanBeFickleButWeLoveYouDearlyEmithSmithPerfectNameForTwitterHandleWordPlaysSmithRowe
That’s all I have time for. Reach out via Twitter DM’s (@Daniel_Finton) and we can discuss prices for the handles.
Toodloo...!
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